Υποτίθεται ότι δεν είναι ανέκδοτο, αλλά απάντηση σε επιστολή που έστειλε Έλληνας στη Renault…
To έλαβα μέσω email και μια και το θεώρησα πραγματικά αστείο είπα να το κάνω ένα post για να θαυμάσετε κι εσείς ! Δείτε παρακάτω και θα καταλάβετε.
Dear Mr. **********.
We have received and analyzed your complaint letter regarding the “arhidia
kivotio” issue on Renault Megane cars. Unfortunately, we were unable to
find this term (arhidia kivotio) in our databases and we kindly ask you to
send to us more detailed specification about. Also, please be so kind to
translate in English the following expressions: “gamo to aftokinito sas”,
“valte to ston kolo sas” and “gamo tin kariola tin reno”.
Sincerely yours,
****** ********
Customer Service Representative
414 Avenue Miramax, DC668, Douai, France
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| Position | Mid-longitudinal |
| Aspiration | natural |
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| Bore | 94 mm (3.7 in) |
| Stroke | 89 mm (3.5 in) |
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