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		<title>Marilyn Monroe or Albert Einstein ?</title>
		<link>http://ilias.webatlantis.org/2007/12/10/marilyn-monroe-or-albert-einstein/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Dec 2007 23:38:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ilias</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When you look at this photos in a closer look you see its Albert Einstein. But if you stand 5M distance. It will become Marilyn Monroe. Give it a try !]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">When you look at this photos in a closer look you see its Albert Einstein. But if you stand <strong>5M</strong> distance. It will become Marilyn Monroe. Give it a try !</p>
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		<title>This dude sings better than most girls!!</title>
		<link>http://ilias.webatlantis.org/2007/12/02/this-dude-sings-better-than-most-girls/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Dec 2007 18:12:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ilias</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nick Pitera entered a contest to sing a song from &#8220;The Little Mermaid&#8221; and win a trip to Broadway. Most dudes who entered sang one of the guy&#8217;s songs. Not Nick&#8230; [youtube YAPlmEHo9QQ] Btw. it&#8217;s still not too late to vote for this guy or digg his video..]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">Nick Pitera entered a contest to sing a song from &#8220;The Little Mermaid&#8221; and win a trip to Broadway. Most dudes who entered sang one of the guy&#8217;s songs. Not Nick&#8230;</p>
<p align="center">[youtube YAPlmEHo9QQ]</p>
<p align="left">Btw. <a href="http://www.broadwayworld.com/mermaidvote.cfm?id=121">it&#8217;s still not too late to vote for this guy</a> or <a href="http://digg.com/videos/music/This_dude_sings_better_than_most_girls?OTC-ig">digg his video</a>..</p>
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		<title>Σ&#8217; αυτήν τη στάση</title>
		<link>http://ilias.webatlantis.org/2007/11/26/funny-sex-position/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:11:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ilias</dc:creator>
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		<title>Never mess with a woman.. (pics)</title>
		<link>http://ilias.webatlantis.org/2007/11/15/never-mess-with-a-woman-pics/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 03:02:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ilias</dc:creator>
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<p align="center"> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/thevoyagers/2026558241/" title="Never mess with a woman.. III by the.voyager, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2236/2026558241_36448dc719.jpg" alt="Never mess with a woman.. III" border="0" height="335" width="500" /></a></p>
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<p align="center"> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/thevoyagers/2027359954/" title="Never mess with a woman.. II by the.voyager, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2215/2027359954_4a02f5fdee_o.jpg" alt="Never mess with a woman.. II" border="0" height="569" width="383" /></a></p>
<p align="center"> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/thevoyagers/2026557859/" title="Never mess with a woman.. IV by the.voyager, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2322/2026557859_1d01731f39_o.jpg" alt="Never mess with a woman.. IV" border="0" height="334" width="445" /></a></p>
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		<title>19χρονη κόρη ομολογεί..</title>
		<link>http://ilias.webatlantis.org/2007/10/25/19-years-old-daughter-confesses-pregnancy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:14:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ilias</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Η 19χρονη κόρη ομολογεί στον πατέρα της ότι είναι έγκυος. Φωνές, κακό και μετά από λίγο ξύλο ο μπαμπάς συμφωνεί να δει τον ένοχο για την εγκυμoσύνη να συζητήσουν την κατάσταση. Το Σάββατο το απόγευμα στημένος ο πατέρας στο παράθυρο περιμένει τον προκομμένο να έρθει, οπότε σε κάποια φάση βλέπει μια Φερράρι να στρίβει από [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">Η 19χρονη κόρη ομολογεί στον πατέρα της ότι είναι έγκυος. Φωνές, κακό και μετά από λίγο ξύλο ο μπαμπάς συμφωνεί να δει τον ένοχο για την εγκυμoσύνη να συζητήσουν την κατάσταση. Το Σάββατο το απόγευμα στημένος ο πατέρας στο παράθυρο περιμένει τον προκομμένο να έρθει, οπότε σε κάποια φάση βλέπει μια Φερράρι να στρίβει από τη γωνία, να σταματά μπρός στο σπίτι και από μέσα να βγαίνει ένα κουστουμαρισμένος νεος με ρολόι γυαλιά και ότι άλλο αξεσουάρ σινιέ και πανάκριβο. Mπαίνει στο σπίτι ο νέος του βάζουν ποτό και ξεκινά η κουβέντα.<span id="more-869"></span><br />
-&#8221;Ακούστε κύριε&#8221; λέει ο νέος &#8220;για γάμο δεν γίνεται κουβέντα με τίποτε&#8221;</p>
<p>-&#8221;Μα. . .&#8221;<br />
-&#8221;Όμως αν το παιδί είναι αγόρι του δίνω δύο εργοστάσιά μου, ένα στην Πάτρα (ελαστικών αυτοκινήτων) και ένα στην Λάρισα υδροηλεκτρικό. Του δίνω επίσης τρείς πολυκατοικίες στο Κολωνάκι για τα νοίκια, δύο εξοχικά στη Μύκονο, τρία εξοχικά στην Κρήτη και ένα ιδιόκτητο σκάφος. Αν είναι κορίτσι, βέβαια, δεν μπορώ να δώσω τα εργοστάσια γιατί πως θα τα δούλεύει, αλλά τα αντικαθιστώ με δέκα πολυκατοικίες στα βόρεια προάστεια, και κάμποσα άλλα ακίνητα για προίκα. Αν τώρα η κοπέλα αποβάλει&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>-&#8221;Αν αποβάλει&#8221; διακόπτει ο μπαμπάς &#8220;στη φέρνουμε και την ξαναπηδάς&#8221;</p></div>
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		<title>Το καλό και το κακό</title>
		<link>http://ilias.webatlantis.org/2007/10/25/good-and-bad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:09:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ilias</dc:creator>
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		<title>A seagull in Scotland stealing chips</title>
		<link>http://ilias.webatlantis.org/2007/10/25/seagull/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2007 22:15:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ilias</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Watch! He s-l-o-w-l-y enters the store&#8230;&#8230;and then he runnnnnnns&#8230;&#8230;..OUT! A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop. The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn&#8217;t looking (so a camera was installed), and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos. Once outside, the bag [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody"><strong>Watch! He s-l-o-w-l-y enters the store&#8230;&#8230;and then he runnnnnnns&#8230;&#8230;..OUT!</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://ilias.webatlantis.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/seagull.gif" alt="A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop." align="left" border="0" hspace="12" /></p>
<p>A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop.</p>
<p>The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn&#8217;t looking (so a camera was installed), and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos.</p>
<p>Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and becomes a feast for other birds!</p>
<p>The seagull&#8217;s shoplifting started early this month, when he first swooped into the store in Aberdeen, Scotland, and helped himself to a bag of chips.</p>
<p>Since then, he&#8217;s become a &#8220;regular&#8221;. He always takes the same type of chips. Customers have begun paying for the seagull&#8217;s stolen bags of chips because they think it&#8217;s so funny!</p></div>
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		<title>How to get a man to wash his hands</title>
		<link>http://ilias.webatlantis.org/2007/10/20/how-to-get-a-man-to-wash-his-hands/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Oct 2007 08:13:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ilias</dc:creator>
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		<title>Internet People</title>
		<link>http://ilias.webatlantis.org/2007/10/19/internet-people/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:26:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ilias</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A really well done and creative song highlighting all the people the Internet has made famous. Includes all the break classics like the angry German kid, Gary the Numa Numa guy and so many more. [break MzYyNTg1] Btw. Did you know thatGary, the Numa Numa Guy, has his own page on Wikipedia ? Check it [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">A really well done and creative song highlighting all the people the Internet has made famous. Includes all the break classics like the angry German kid, Gary the Numa Numa guy and so many more.</p>
<p align="center">[break MzYyNTg1]</p>
<p>Btw. Did you know thatGary, the Numa Numa Guy, has his own page on Wikipedia ? <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Numa_Numa" title="Numa Numa Guy"><ins datetime="2007-10-19T13:22:16+00:00">Check it out</ins> !</a></div>
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		<title>How to become a famous blogger</title>
		<link>http://ilias.webatlantis.org/2007/10/19/how-to-become-a-famous-blogger/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2007 23:32:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ilias</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cartoon by Dave Walker. Find more cartoons you can freely re-use on your blog at We Blog Cartoons.]]></description>
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<p>Cartoon by <a href="http://www.cartoonchurch.com/blog/">Dave Walker</a>. Find more cartoons you can freely re-use on your blog at <a href="http://www.weblogcartoons.com/">We Blog Cartoons</a>.</div>
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