Μια μέρα σκοτώθηκε μια γυναίκα που ήταν μεγάλη πολιτικός και μεγάλο στέλεχος στο κόμμα της, με υπουργεία και πολλές περγαμηνές. Όταν έφτασε στον άλλο κόσμο, την υποδέχτηκε ο Άγιος Πέτρος και της λέει:
- ‘Που θα ήθελες να περάσεις την αιωνιότητα σου, στην Κόλαση ή στον Παράδεισο;¨’
Εκείνη το σκέφτεται λίγο και λέει:
- ‘Δεν είμαι σίγουρη.’
- ‘Τότε’, λέει ο Άγιος Πέτρος, ‘θα κάνουμε το εξής, θα περάσεις 24 ώρες στην Κόλαση και 24 ώρες στον Παράδεισο και μετά αποφασίζεις.’ (more…)
Can you guess whether the person behind the mask is a porn star or a pop star?
I didn’t have great results.. Should I watch more porno or should I become a better guesser ?
1. It is always possible to find a parking spot directly outside or opposite the building you are visiting.
2. When paying for a taxi, don’t look at your wallet as you take out a note. Just grab one out at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
3. Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment it’s aired.
4. Creepy music (or satanic chanting) coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated.
5. Any lock can be picked with a credit card or paperclip in seconds. UNLESS it’s the door to a burning building with a child inside. (more…)
A New Zealand couple is looking to call their newborn son Superman — but only because their chosen name of 4Real has been rejected by the government registry.Pat and Sheena Wheaton say they will get around the decision by the Registrar of Births, Deaths and Marriages by officially naming their son Superman but referring to him as 4Real, the New Zealand Herald newspaper has reported.
The Wheatons decided on the name after seeing the baby for the first time in an ultrasound scan and realizing their baby was “for real.” (more…)
